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| Name: del boy and rodney location: barrowhouse |
Junior C replay is on mon nite in odempsey's. Great match last night. Best of luck in the replay!! | |
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that was a great match tonight against odempseys, well done to all the lads and best of luck in the replay. | |
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I'm afraid he would round house kick you to death | |
| Name: Chris Fingleton, Kildare Nationalist location: Athy |
Hi, i have just been reading those extraordinary comment about Emmet Malone and i would love to do an article about him for the paper. Contact me on 045-487104. Thanks. | |
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When Emmet Malone goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. | |
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does anyone know when the work on the new pitch starting.? | |
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Along with his black belt, Emmet Malone often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever | |
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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Emmet Malone was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep. | |
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thanks for the report Tom | |
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minors won by eight, bit dodgy near the end as port banged in three goals but still well done lads. | |
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kellyville at 7:45 | |
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what time and where is that match tonight | |
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COULS QUALIFY FOR THE SEMI FINALS TONIGHT WITH WIN OVER pORTARLINGTON Martin Murphy, Thomas Page, James Brennan, Eamon Brennan, Emmet Malone start reguaelt. David Brennan, Luke Malone and Darren O'Keefe are subs | |
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anyone know how the joes/barrowhouse minors are doin in the league? are there many from barrowhouse starting on the team? | |
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shay i think it is time u changed the name of the sponsor on this website from ragget homes to wallace plant hire, seen that he was good enough to sponsor us | |
| Name: Emmetts Fan location: By the Barrow |
Human females have two X chromosomes. Males have an X and a Y. Emmet Malone has three Ys and a P. He's more man than you'll ever be. Emmet Malone appeared in the "Mortal Kombat II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to run the length of the screen and bust his opponent earning him a 'Flawless Victory'. When asked about this "glitch," Malone replied, "That's no glitch." As a child Emmet Malone used to hunt alligators in the Barrow. I know what you are thinking: there are no alligators in the Barrow ! Yeah ...Now there ain't ! The world record for most simultanaeous female orgasms was set when Emmet Malone took off his top in Timahoe. Emmet Malone wears a cup not to protect himself, but to protect the players on the other team. When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Emmet Malone The only thing we have to fear is fear itself ...The only thing fear has to fear is Emmet Malone Someone tried to tackle Emmet Malone once but then found out you can't tackle Emmet Malone. The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two euro from Emmet Malone and forgot to pay him back. The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Emmet Malone punched himself in the face. Emmet Malone was killed 5 years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't work up the courage to tell him. Emmet Malone sleeps with the lights on. The dark is afraid of him. | |
| Name: Emmetts Fan location: Kileen xx |
Emmet Malone can assemble the entire contents of an IKEA store without instructions or an alan key. When Emmet Malone was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables. Every mathematical inequality officially ends with “< Emmet Malone”. If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Emmet Malone spared your life. Emmet Malone won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay. What color is Emmet Malone’s blood? Trick question. Emmet Malone does not bleed. Emmet Malone once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys. When Emmet stares into the sun, the sun flinches. If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Emmet Malone says its beef. Then it’s beef. James Bond has a license to kill. Emmet Malone doesn’t need any licenses. Emmet Malone’s calender goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Emmet Malone. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Emmet Malone. Sounds like a fair fight. Emmet Malone played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Emmet Malone once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves. Emmet Malone once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Emmet Malone jumps out. Simon Says should be renamed to Emmet Malone Says because if Emmet Malone says something then you better do it. Killing Emmet Malone doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry. Emmet Malone does the Sunday New York Times Crossword Puzzle in ink. When Google can’t find something, it asks Emmet Malone for help. There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Emmet Malone way. It’s basically the right way but faster and more deaths. When Emmet Malone watches a pot, it boils immediately. Emmet Malone once killed a group of Samurai Warriors with only a ball point pen. This lead to the phrase “The pen is mightier than the sword" Superman wears Emmet Malone pyjames People with amnesia still remember Emmet Malone | |
| Name: Emmets Fan location: Carlow |
Emmet Malone's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Emmet Malone does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Emmet Malone goes killing. If you can see Emmet Malone, he can see you. If you can't see Emmet Malone you may be only seconds away from death. Emmet Malone sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled Football ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Emmet roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. Emmet Malone built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Emmet Malone met all three bullets with his Ego, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Emmet Malone has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. They once made a Emmet Malone toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. A blind man once stepped on Emmet Malone's shoe. Emmet replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Emmet Malone!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Emmet Malone. | |
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Barrowhouse will play ballinakill on 9th of august in crettyard | |
| Name: Theo Mc location: |
Now now lads Play nice | |
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